How do you know when you have been single too long?

Deer Singer
Originally uploaded by thegadgetguy.

When you decide that you want to spend your Saturday nights singing to a deer's head. She moves, she grooves, she sings "Rawhide" and "Sweet Home Alabama" and if that weren't enough use the included wireless microphone to sing karaoke style as your new "friend" sings along. Think of how great this would look in your den. Invite all of your friends over with the knowledge that no matter what happens, at the end of the night, this one is staying with you. Rawhide!