Cooking for Idiots
Have trouble reading directions? Can't figure out if half-power for cooking means that you should take the plug half out? Are you one of those people who aren't sure if 90 seconds is the same as one and 1/2 minutes?
If so, then do we have a product for you! From the ad:
"The Beyond Microwave Oven takes all the guesswork out of microwave cooking, letting you cook meals perfectly and evenly every time. You just scan the barcode on your food package, and the Beyond Microwave Oven does the rest! It's preprogrammed with over 4000 UPC barcodes, and it has a learn function that allows you to program new items as they hit the shelves. What could be easier?"
Do I really need my microwave to sync with the U.S. Atomic Clock? Anyway, click on the headline to go to the site. About $150.00
If so, then do we have a product for you! From the ad:
"The Beyond Microwave Oven takes all the guesswork out of microwave cooking, letting you cook meals perfectly and evenly every time. You just scan the barcode on your food package, and the Beyond Microwave Oven does the rest! It's preprogrammed with over 4000 UPC barcodes, and it has a learn function that allows you to program new items as they hit the shelves. What could be easier?"
Do I really need my microwave to sync with the U.S. Atomic Clock? Anyway, click on the headline to go to the site. About $150.00
posted by The Gadget Guy at 9:19 AM
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