A Little Off The Deep End

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Originally uploaded by thegadgetguy.

"I am from the future. I am writing to you from a temporary fold in space, binding the Internet (or what we call, the Sexnet) in 2146 to 2005. Only electricity can travel through the fold.

Let me tell you about the future.

1. 9 Alarm Chili cook-offs killed off 27% of America's South.
2. Global warming was fixed by blasting the Earth 2 miles further from the Sun. We now have a new month, Soltember.
3. An undiscovered Nuke underneath George W. Bush Stadium in Iraq detonates. The stadium is unperturbed as explosions are easily stopped instantly.
4. George Lucas' great great grandson buys Saturn's moon Mimas and turns it into a Deathstar/Amusement park.
5. I am middle-aged at 82."

But wait there's more -

This is an ebay auction in which you are bidding on the opportunity to add one line of dialog to any character in the auctioneer's screenplay.

The current high bid is $76.00. It's worth it to take a look at this auction.

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